January 2009
6 posts
You're-a trashed, girl!
alexbalk:
I am at a bar where Cracker’s “Low” just came on I started ROCKING OUT. Please, help me.
Punitive Poetics I
I am going to admit it, I thought this poem had to be deliberately this bad to be this bad. You know, like, how bricks don’t generally glitter.
Wait, UNLESS she is talking about those glass bricks they use in South Philly Italian restaurants the mobsters sup inside of! (See what I did there?) Also, what a word: “sup.”
Sup Skinny Joey, Joe Soprano, Jolie-Pitt clan and the clans...
Holy shit that is like seven hundred billion...
Also: Ayn Rand seriously??
Uh, the fucking Yankees didn't blow up capitalism,...
Everything that is wrong with business journalism in one hysterically moronic graf
Even in a year in which the industry has lost the stock-market-value equivalent of the output of Africa, Wall Street will manage to pay out about half of 2007’s $28.7 billion total. This baffles civilians—but think of Wall Street as a talent business, not all that different from the movies or sports. The Yankees...
Do you think this is funny?
gallagheronpowerongardening:
I can’t grow on. I will grow on.
Brian Gallagher is a fucking genius.
"Can you write on your blog that this REALLY...
…I read it on Saturday and i kept saying ‘you stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, idiot moron fucks’”
CNBC Sucks and his snug boxer briefs are back from Australia.
(I am also semi-back from a mostly-local fortnight of sloth and sloshedness and I would like to say “slush” but actually just plain fucking ice.)
(If you’ve emailed or texted and I haven’t...